The Adventure Of I Can Smell Your Brain and The Curse
The following should disturb you:
I Can Smell Your Brain.
If written on a back of a t-shirt in red letters with blood dripping ever so slowly from them nice embellishments, would you not be disturbed?!
Does it look like I want you to smell my brain? (I heard brains smell like a weird version of blue cheese...)
Furthermore, why would you want to smell my brain?
The man who was wearing this t-shirt was of average height and build. He had sandy hair and had glasses. This man looked average. However! Don't serial murderers tend to look average?
Barnes and Nobles is an ever so interesting bookstore.
It seems that Generation X and Y seem to suffer from a terrible curse.
What is this curse?
This curse shall be dubbed as The All-I-Can-Think-About-At-A-Bookstore-Is-How-To-Improve-My-Performance-At-Something-That-Usually-Includes-A-Bed (or whatever else you might prefer)-And-Another-Person-From-The-Opposite-Sex (then again, maybe not from the opposite sex. It's really okay if you don't want to have another person with different chromosomes than you) Curse.
How terrible this curse is!
Sufferers from this curse may find themselves having this wacky idea of marketing products that "enhance your performance to new levels" at bookstores.
Other sufferers may find themselves buying these products at bookstores.
These are just some of the sufferes of this curse.
If you find that you are a sufferer, fear not! Do not hesitate to contact your nearest voodoo witch and buy one of their amazing voodoo dolls (no charge on the needles provided in your very own voodoo doll if paid by cash!). In no time you will find that you will no longer be under this curse but be instead entranced by the fishy junk mail offers sent to you on behalf of the sponsors of Voodoo Witch Co. the wonder of voodoo witches.
On the other hand, if you are an innocent observer whose eyes happened to be attracted to particular words such as "performance" and "libido" like myself, please pat yourself on your back and bake some cookies. The world is in need of more observant people like ourselves.
As I said before, Barnes and Nobles is an ever interesting bookstore. Visit it sometime. Who knows what underhand business deals adventure you might stumble on?
I Can Smell Your Brain.
If written on a back of a t-shirt in red letters with
Does it look like I want you to smell my brain? (I heard brains smell like a weird version of blue cheese...)
Furthermore, why would you want to smell my brain?
The man who was wearing this t-shirt was of average height and build. He had sandy hair and had glasses. This man looked average. However! Don't serial murderers tend to look average?
Barnes and Nobles is an ever so interesting bookstore.
It seems that Generation X and Y seem to suffer from a terrible curse.
What is this curse?
This curse shall be dubbed as The All-I-Can-Think-About-At-A-Bookstore-Is-How-To-Improve-My-Performance-At-Something-That-Usually-Includes-A-Bed (or whatever else you might prefer)-And-Another-Person-From-The-Opposite-Sex (then again, maybe not from the opposite sex. It's really okay if you don't want to have another person with different chromosomes than you) Curse.
How terrible this curse is!
Sufferers from this curse may find themselves having this wacky idea of marketing products that "enhance your performance to new levels" at bookstores.
Other sufferers may find themselves buying these products at bookstores.
These are just some of the sufferes of this curse.
If you find that you are a sufferer, fear not! Do not hesitate to contact your nearest voodoo witch and buy one of their
On the other hand, if you are an innocent observer whose eyes happened to be attracted to particular words such as "performance" and "libido" like myself, please pat yourself on your back and bake some cookies. The world is in need of more observant people like ourselves.
As I said before, Barnes and Nobles is an ever interesting bookstore. Visit it sometime. Who knows what
posted by poobah-kath at 10:52 AM
9 Comments:
how to put it..
i am confused.
i want a voodoo doll !!!!!
okay so what the hell is libido.
I quote from the dictionary on my computer:
" Psychoanalysis the energy of the sexual drive as a component of the life instinct.
Basically sex drive.
Being blunt is really good sometimes.
I'M SO SAD !!!!!!!
OURAN FINISHED ASLFJS;LKFS FASLFJ;SLFJASL FSFJASL;FJ SF......
yes i'm a bit late with watching it but T__________T
i think it should've ended with a kiss. it didn't even end with a hug. okay maybe but T_____T
personally, I'm Kyoya/Haruhi or a Hikaru/Haruhi.
but then again, I'm not an avid watcher of ouran.
However.
Nagisa/Shizuma! Muahahaha...
They weren't actually books. They were um... products.
AHHHHH PRODUCTS?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ><"
Still only up to ouran 22. ==' shame, i know. well if it's all come out then at least i can watch it all at the same time.
also, PSYCHOANALYSIS is sex drive?? how??? and i asked you what libido was, not psychoanalysis! unless they're the same thing??
libido sounds like leprosy. =='
oh jeebus. duh... I was giving you the meaning of libido. psychoanalysis came up randomly.
libido is... important I suppose.
Think about... if there was no libido, there would be no babies. Hmm...
Oh wait, there would IVF babies!
i think i would prefer libido babies.
are you asleep yet.
didn't i send them to you? yeah, i do. um, if you want the good quality version, i'll give it to you. when i bring the usb. for viv. yes. um.
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